People are actually buying up gifts made from animal poop and it might be because of her sales pitch.

Mary Winchenbach is a crafty woman with enough skills to start her own business. Need proof? She's a brain behind Tirdy Works which uses mixes your favorite home decor with animal poop. This is not a joke. In fact, her poo-poo clocks are in such high demand she's no longer selling them. Check out her sales pitch.

Here are just a few sh*tty gifts you can order...

These Santa turds...

... or these deerings (made from deer poo).

... and these fecal people.

As long as animals keeping pooping, the possibilities are endless.

Oh, and if you want to buy these crappy gifts, click here.

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