If a three-year-old could read, my daughter would be FREAKING OUT right now, because Peppa Pig is moving into the Woodfield Mall in Schaumburg very soon.

If you have a child in your life that referred to Santa as "Father Christmas" all season long and likes to snort randomly while talking, I'm sure you understand why seeing this picture from a man named Joe Gawlik on the Everything Schaumburg Facebook group brought many cheers of glee to my home yesterday after I made the mistake of showing it to my kids...

Everything Schaumburg via Facebook
Everything Schaumburg via Facebook

Fourteen themed play areas?!? I can hardly wait. (Yes, that last sentence was dripping with sarcasm, this pig drives me bonkers and looks like a piece of the male anatomy to me).

So, now for the big question....where is it going to be in Woodfield Mall? The answer, (according to the person who posted the picture), is that it will be occupying the former Rainforest Cafe space.

I couldn't find an official opening date for this new indoor play center at Woodfield, but I do know that no matter how much this pig and her friends annoy me, my kids love her, and I love seeing them smile, so we will no doubt be visiting her at Woodfield Mall soon.

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