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Inside a Buger King Restaurant
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A man has been arrested for DUI in Galesburg, IL after driving into a ditch. Here comes the good stuff.

  • His name was Burger King
  • Donald Trump was coming to beat them up
  • A doctor was going to give him a million dollars
  • After being taken into custody he said he was being taken to "Satan's Town"

34-year-old Bradley S. Galloway refused medical treatment, refused to stand, and had to be carried by officers.

No details were given on the flavor of wine cooler we was drinking.




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