drunk

If you do disgusting anything to a squad car in Illinois, you're definitely going to jail.

Unlike popular belief, it isn't anything goes when it comes to boozing it up in Wisconsin.

A man that had been drinking heavily takes the argument with his roommate to the next level when he pulls out a cane sword.

Someone has to be really drunk to drive their vehicle with only three tires.

After drinking way too much alcohol, this man in Wisconsin crashed out on a couch of a woman he didn't know.

A Grayslake, Illinois woman was arrested for driving drunk, hitting a utility pole, and spitting in cops' faces while claiming to have a communicative disease.

A man's thumb gets bitten during a fight between two drunks in Illinois.

Someone had either a late weeknight of drinking or a morning midweek bender.

I'm not sure what prompts that lean when using the urinal after having too much to drink, but it's a thing and this Wisconsin bar knows it.

We already knew Wisconsin had some of the drunkest cities in America.