DUI

A recent story about a man charged with a DUI in a canoe got me wondering - can you get a DUI in a canoe in Minnesota? The answer is a little more complicated than yes or no.

In this day and age, it's really stupid to get arrested for driving under the influence because there are so many alternative ways to get home safely but this pair of dummies (one from Illinois and one from Wisconsin) still managed to get arrested but my question is which one is the bigger idiot?

In this day and age with all the ride options, getting arrested for a DUI really seems stupid and unaccusable.

If you ever start getting down on yourself just think about this drunk in Wisconsin and you'll start feeling a lot better.

Illinois police arrested a local government official for driving under the influence and he was beyond wasted.

When looking for a good place to park your vehicle, I suggest avoiding railroad tracks.

When students get in trouble, they get sent to the principal's office but when this principal got in trouble, she was sent to jail.

Nobody is perfect but if you're going to be a public official, you better watch your behavior.

A Grayslake, Illinois woman was arrested for driving drunk, hitting a utility pole, and spitting in cops' faces while claiming to have a communicative disease.

Someone had either a late weeknight of drinking or a morning midweek bender.