There's a "glute flute" joke in this story but I can't take credit for it.

A man was milling about Voigt Music Store last week and eventually found what he was looking for. I think? It must have at least sparked the man's interest when he spotted a flute and thought to himself, "Hey, I need that" right before shoving it into his pants. Now, upon reading this story I suspected he shoved the flute in the front of his pants. I was wrong, and clearly underestimated the size of a flute. According to reports, the man shoved the flute under the back of his shirt... and into his pants.

Before seeing it on video, the best part of this story comes from CNN via MyStateline.com,

The man got away empty-handed but Farrell now had this soiled glute flute on his hands.

We must make "glute flute" some sort of frequent phrase in 2019.

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