A Rockford Woman Had An Earwig In Her Mouth And I Can’t Even

This is my nightmare. People say you unknowingly eat bugs in your sleep but I'm not awake and I just don't want to know. Like most traumatic scenarios, the instance of a bug being in my mouth is tucked far away in the back of my mind. After hearing this story, it is now front and center. 

I will never use a straw that has been sitting, unattended by me, ever again.