Illinois Man Accused of Flashing at Car Wash Smirks in Mugshot

If you get arrested for allegedly flashing people at a car wash, here's a word to the wise: don't smirk in your mugshot.

A Pantsless Car Wash Customer

That's what 44-year-old Alejandro Garcia did after cops say he was caught with his pants down showing off his junk at a Route 59 car wash in Joliet. Reports all say this went down in the morning, which feels a tad early for this kind of chaos, doesn't it?

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Authorities also say Garcia had his privates not so private as they were on full display before cruising off. Officers caught up later and arrested him for disorderly conduct.

So, You Had a Bad Day?

Before the arrest, the thing that has everyone talking on the internet is Garcia's mugshot. This isn't one of those all-time "I've had a bad day" pics either; it's more like it was a full-on "Dude who is going to use this for his Tinder profile" mode.

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I think we all expect mugshots not to look so great, but you don't also want to come off like you've somewhat enjoyed getting arrested for having flashed strangers. It's really weird.

Smirking Mugshot Moral of the Story

You should remember to keep your pants on and maybe think twice before making your mugshot THE moment.