Dixon Police Refuse To Accept Homemade Brownies Today
Honestly, this is a little rude.
For some reason the Dixon Police Department won't accept any homemade brownies today. Doesn't make any sense.
364 days a year they'll gladly eat any cookies, brownies, or cakes that you might have brought in for Dixon's finest to enjoy. But April 20th for some reason has them being very cautious.
Perhaps they've never heard of the saying "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." Or maybe they have and like me just don't understand what it means. What's a gift horse anyway and what could be in his mouth?
Whatever the reason if you find yourself in Lee County today, keep your baked goods to yourself. Turns out the Dixon Police force is too good for those special brownies you slaved over.