To be fair the strike was basically across the street. 

An all-time GIF was made during Wednesday night's Cub game. They had to pull out the tarp as a pretty wicked thunderstorm rolled through.

That's when this thunderbolt hit:

... and made Bryant pee his pants. Do I have confirmation that Bryant peed his pants? No. But come on... he definitely peed his pants.

I just want to be a fly on the wall when Rizzo makes fun of him for it. Rizzo vs. dorks. The guy is undefeated.