A Big Butt Is Good For Your Brain
"We like big butts, let me tell you why..."Science has never been my thing, but I do have a strong appreciation for it. Especially when it discovers findings like these.
A University of Oxford study has found that having a big butt is good for your mind, body, and even your kids! Apparently fat that is stored in your thighs or read end produce hormones that metabolize sugar, which lowers your risk for illnesses such as diabetes, heart disease and more. This means your kids will have you around for longer, and may be lucky enough to inherit your special portable disease fighter. (Ok, maybe that is a bit of a stretch)
Ready for the even cooler part? Your big rear is making you smarter too. Seriously! Having a big booty means your body is more likely to have higher levels of omega-3 fats, which are fabulous for your brain!
In summary, it's time for ladies to cherish our big butts. They make us sexy, curvy, and smart! Take that, skinny b*T%$#@!
There is just one reason I am skeptical about these findings...
I don't think the word "smart" is one Kim Kardashian hears a lot. Oh my, did I just say that out loud? Please forgive me, Lord. That was not right.