Hold on to your pants (or don't), one of the best nude beaches in the world is in Wisconsin.

Have you ever been driving around a city and thought to yourself, "I wonder if there are any good nude beaches around here?" I have not. In fact, I feel like 'good' shouldn't be used as an adjective with that question. Just my opinion.

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First of all, you might be wondering how they came up with this list. It's actually quite precise. They zeroed in on four different criteria. "They" being mydatingadvisor.com.

Our study compared 100 nude beach spots across the following categories: beach quality, safety, weather, and hotel cost (with seven data points).

Before the exact location in Wisconsin is revealed, the bragging rights for the best nude beach in the United States go to the folks in Washinton, somewhere along the Washougal River. They topped the list for the US at like 12 in the world.

Another solid contender goes to Porcupine Mountains Wilderness State Park in Michigan in the U-P.

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Getty Stock / ThinkStock

Walworth County is not where you will find one of the best nude beaches in the world, that's not a slight to the area though.

This distinctive honor goes to a beach in Madison, Wisconsin.

John F Wick, Google
John F Wick, Google

Mazo Beach, according to this list.

It's worth noting the actual name of the area is Mazomanie Bottoms State Natural Area.

Only legal public nude beach in the state, open seasonally, plus a natural habitat, hiking & more. (Google)

If you do find your way to this area keep your pants on, Google lists the beach as permanently closed.

You can find the full list of the best nude beaches here.

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