Stock the wine bar, we're in for another weekend of wickedly cold temps.

Do I need to even write any colorful language about the recent temps in the Statline?

Nope, not really.

It's cold. We're all cold. We're tired of it, in fact it's making us tired, and lazy and fat and it's making us heavy wine drinkers.

This weekend, it's not getting any better.

According to Illinois Storm Chasers, we could be in for record breaking cold temperatures this weekend.

We're looking at a low of -8 on Sunday and -3 on Monday.

I know what you're thinking, but Michelle... how is a low of -8 a record breaking temp?

BECAUSE IT WILL BE MARCH 2.

And in case you need more reasons to cuddle up with wine at your house... I'll be jumping into the Rockford Polar Plunge Saturday. Insert facepalm emoji... feel free to donate!

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