Stay classy, Rockford! This should help at work, church, school, anywhere you wanna jot down notes and show...something. AMAZON

While looking through Amazon NOT for this notebook, I typed in Rockford, Illinois. Pushing enter came with some serious hesitation...what in the world am I going to find??

Interesting Rockford, Illinois items on Amazon...oh man, where to start.

National Detroit 900 8-Inch Bondo Hog Sander Rockford

Jeff Dunham Rockford, IL Pullover Hoodie

HISTORIX Vintage 1880 Rockford Illinois Map Poster - 18x24 Inch Map of Rockford Wall Art - Rockford IL Map

Jingle Bells From 9th Ward Rockford IL - MP3

Home Will Always Be Rockford, Illinois: Rockford IL Note Book

Vintage Retro Rockford Illinois Distressed T-Shirt

Now, the "Vintage Retro" t-shirt is pretty cool...can you be vintage and retro? That's a great question for Joe Dredge down at WROK, he's kinda the fashion guy in the building.

So let's get to the reason we are here. The Vulgar Rockford, Illinois Book Available Amazon. I laughed, didn't cry, shook my head and then laughed again. Genius? Maybe it is...

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Now this clever book is simply a notebook with a fantastic and dirty cover. What's inside, nothing. Blank pages, maybe so you can create more vulgarity...try rhyming.

Here is the official description:

Bitch, Please. I'm From Rockford.: A Vulgar Adult Composition Book for a Rockford Illinois, IL Resident

Why use a boring black and white marbled composition book when you can write in one that talks sh*t to the person behind you? This notebook features a snarky title showing your home town pride. Click on our brand to see other styles as well! ORDER YOURS HERE...

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