There’s A Poop Wall Built Out Of Spite In Michigan
This seems to be a soiled relationship.
There's quite a bit to unpack here but I first want to recognize Charlie Langton on this piece and the whole team at FOX29 in Philadelphia. I think I like Charlie. There were a lot of candidates for the star of the segment, but Charlie was the one that shined the brightest.
It's a tale as old as time. I think. I'll be honest with you. I watched the clip three times and I'm not sure who everyone is. I think there are three parties. The younger, uh, couple? Are they siblings? I'm not sure but they are pretty interesting.
I think they're renting and are just unfortunate pawns in this smelly sabotage.
There was a family dispute when the land was doled out after a death and this is retaliation. I think. Doesn't matter. You're here for the poop wall, not the back story.
What kind of psycho would erect a 250-foot long dam of dookie? Why a guy that would respond with a question about the price of milk when you ask him why he built the fecal fortress.
One thing I know for SURE is that there is more to this story than is being presented in this news story. Now that's not a knock on Charlie Langton. I'm sure he has some editor on his butt hounding him about a deadline. If there's more to this story Charlie will get to it.
It has something to do with the milk. Is there some big milk supply conspiracy theory that I don't know about? If Charlie gives any updates on the barrier of bombs, we'll be sure to pass it along.
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