Have you ever been tempted to shoplift at some point in your life? Maybe it was that candy bar you really wanted as a kid or a piece of jewelry that you couldn't afford. Whatever the case may be, it's never a good idea. But if you're thinking about stealing from a sex toy shop, let me give you some advice: don't.

Can you imagine the embarrassment factor? Can you imagine getting caught on camera stealing something that says "This person is lonely and desperate? The risk might seem worth a little bit of pleasure, but trust me, it's not. Not only will you have to deal with the shame of being seen by onlookers, but there are probably several camera peeking at you.

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If you use the five-finger discount at a store like this and get caught there's a chance everyone in town will learn about your sexual dilemma. Your reputation will be ruined faster than you can spell not-safe-for-work.

"If you want to come steal from us, everyone will find out about it."

If you need an example I've got one for you and it happened recently in Illinois at Secrets of Rockford and it was caught on camera.

In the surveillance photos, the suspect (a.k.a. #coochieswindler) is spotted in the store looking like Juggernaut from the Marvel Universe.

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The suspect entered the story wearing a puffy red coat, matching red pants, and a bucket-looking mask, revealing only his eyes and nose.

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Based on the still photos, it appears as though the individual meandered the store before setting his eyes on the prize and tucking away out of the view of others to make achieve the five-finger discount.

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Got to watch out for the Rockford sex toy bandit. I made sure to zoom in on what he stole. If you want to come steal from us, everyone will find out about it. If anyone has any info on who this is it will be greatly appreciated. #CoochieSwindler

Stealing is a crime and isn't funny, but some of these comments are.

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Check out what exactly was stolen and the comments that follow.

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My mom once told me that "people will steal anything that's not nailed down." Times certainly have changed since then. The thieves now have nail removers.

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Say cheese, Illinois!

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