I can't figure out which is more entertaining - the police referring to this man as a "porch pirate" or the man being caught on camera in a Chicago White Sox Hat and black shirt. Either way, it happened and now he's a wanted me. (Not in a good way.)

Rockford Police Department shared surveillance images of a man they're calling "porch pirate," but I'm calling him a disgruntled Sox fan. The guy was caught stealing a package off of a porch on 21st Avenue on the southeast side of Rockford. And, according to WREX, the package was a gift for a child. Come on, man!

Porch Pirate's Description:

  • White Male with a large build
  • Black Chicago White Sox Hat
  • Black Long Sleeve Shirt
  • Black or Dark Pants

If you know who this man is or anything related to the crime call Rockford Police or Crimestoppers.

[H/T RPD, WREX]


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