This Invention Will Spare A Lot of Feelings at the Dinner Table

For the record, please let me start by saying I know my eating habits at the dinner table are far from perfect. That being said, I have to admit I am one of those wives that gets seriously annoyed with the sounds I hear while eating.

In fact, I have two spouses who annoy me with their eating sounds. My legit, loving and legal husband, and my at-work spouse, JB Love. I may not have audio proof of my hubby's eating, but I do have ammo to back up my annoyance with JB's chewing...

Can you feel my pain a little bit? If so, you will probably think this invention is as amazing as I do...

Now, I get that this fork will not solve my JB-eats-chips-terribly problem, but I can't help but think the $130 price tag for this fork might be worth it?!?

Here's how it works...

This limited-edition fork from the Japanese Nissin Group is called the Otohiko fork, and only 5,000 will be made. Better get you one now.