It's that time of year when parents pull out the Santa card to get kids to behave. Most of the time it works, but these kids couldn't possibly care less.

When the kids start misbehaving we simply tell them that Santa is watching so they better behave or they're going to get coal in their stocking. Most of the time it works, at least temporarily. But it doesn't work for all kids. Here are a few Rockford kids that don't give AF if Santa is watching or not.

Here they come...

The kids on Santa's 'Naughty List'

Santa is Watching and These Kids Give Zero F**ks

When I first looked at this photo i was certain it was something different in his hand.

Santa is Watching and These Kids Give Zero F**ks
M. Thomas
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"Sup?" "Just some naked candy time with my bff Minnie."

 

Santa is Watching and These Kids Give Zero F**ks
A. Nicole
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"Love me some butter!"

 

Santa is Watching and These Kids Give Zero F**ks
W.C. Howard
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"Next time, get the bottle here a little faster."

 

Santa is Watching and These Kids Give Zero F**ks
W. Connelly
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"Hey... guess what you can do?"

 

Santa is Watching and These Kids Give Zero F**ks
J. Jo
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"These markers are fantastic, wait until you see how good they look on the wall in your bedroom, Mom."

 

Santa is Watching and These Kids Give Zero F**ks
C. Williams
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Remember when you said there was no way a 'peeing Calvin sticker' would have any influence on your little boy?

A. McCormick
A. McCormick
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Here's another thing that makes doing laundry the worst.

V. Anderson
V. Anderson
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This is how i see myself on a Friday night after a long low-carb week.

S. Smith
S. Smith
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Doesn't matter which side of the bird you fly when you back it up with that look. I actually feel this in my soul.

R. Lawnduski
R. Lawnduski
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Your turn. Caption this next one. It it matters, the person who sent the photo to me said she had just thrown food onto the floor.

Go!

L. Kepner
L. Kepner
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So, this next family has 2 dogs. Guess where DOG #2 is?

H. Peterson
H. Peterson
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Same family, different 'performer'. This child sees the whole world in tie dye.

H. Peterson
H. Peterson
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Have a Merry Christmas no matter how your little cherubs act this season. There's plenty of coal to go around.

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