When oncoming traffic doesn't stop, you need to make sure you're paying attention to the road, much like this turkey.

I'm super duper afraid of turkeys. Like hard core.

But apparently it's the plural that really scares me, because I saw this one lonely turkey the other day and you know what. I wasn't scared.

I think it's because I couldn't stop laughing in my brain that he was just casually waiting for his turn to cross the street.

This intersection is near the radio station where oncoming traffic doesn't stop.

Turkey Todd knew that, and thus he waited.

It was the calmest I've ever been around a turkey... not like this time when I was 22 turkeys at once. That was the opposite of calm.

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