The names of cannabis strains are hilarious and here are some of the funniest ones you can find in Illinois.

Pot Was Much Simpler Back In The Day

Maybe it is just me, but it seemed like back in the day that the name of pot did not really matter. There were seeds or no seeds, skunky or not, and where did it come from.

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Weed Has Personality Nowadays

Nowadays, weed has personality. It all looks, smells, and tastes different. There are different effects from each plant on the users. To top it all off, they all have very entertaining names. Would you expect anything different, stoners have creative minds. Most of the time, what they are called is pretty darn funny.


Made Up Pot Strain Name

I remember when names started to become a "thing" and a heard people talking about a particular strain. I would ask, have you ever heard of Blue Mountain River? It was completely made up. If they answered yes, it was hard not to burst out laughing in their face.

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Funniest Pot Strain Names In Illinois

Since Illinois is a legal state for pot and it is also grown here, I thought it would be interesting to find out what strains are from here and of course, which ones have the funniest names.


Funniest Names Of Pot Grown In Illinois

  • Velvet Glove
  • Ice Cream Cake
  • Mac & Cheese (Spicy Papaya Cut)
  • Lemon Bean
  • Tropical Runtz
  • Jenny Kush
  • Day Dreamz
  • Cherry Chem
  • Gorilla Cookies
  • Highwayman Live
  • Bundy OG
  • Ray Charles Elite
  • Florida Orange
  • Larry Bird Live
  • Blueberry Clementine

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