When you've got it, you've got it.

And this Menards employee has got it.

So much, that I swear I wrote about this the first time the guy had a mishap.

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But, in the name of everlasting love, we shall try again for you sir, because everyone deserves a second... third... fourth(?) chance.

I wish you well with your future dating and Menards endeavors dude who shops for hardware in Machesney Park.

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