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Illinois Man Urinates On Camera in Worst Disguise Ever
Is it possible that the unsuspecting gentleman had a rather pressing need to attend to nature's call, and Matt's Basement: Anime, Comics, and More's door just happened to be the most convenient target in his vicinity?
We've all experienced those desperate moments when the nearest restroom feels like it's 10 miles away. It's just unfortunate that his aim, or lack thereof, led to such an unorthodox choice of location.
Next door to Matt's Basement is Little Caesar's Pizza. I'm not saying that the "pizza-pizza" franchise is responsible for the pee-pee problem but maybe it's part of the story.
It's important to note that a bar, known for its "strong potions" (as the locals fondly refer to them), resides within walking distance of the comic book store. I'm talking about Legends Sports Bar & Grill.
Could it be that our protagonist, under the influence of these potent concoctions, was temporarily possessed by an unconventional urge to merge his affinity for comic book heroes with his bladder relief efforts?
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I can only speculate but maybe the anti-hero stumbled to Little Caesar's to get himself some crazy bread to soak up all the potion he consumed on the other side of the building.
You could question the validity of the article if it weren't for the fact that the pee-nanza was caught on a security camera. What makes this even more of a must-read story is what the man was wearing.
Yes, he was outside of a comic book shop but he was not dressed like a superhero. In fact, he left his disguise somewhere behind. How do I know this? Just read his shirt.
I left the man's face out of the photo because I don't know the background and maybe he was having a really bad day, a bladder-filled bad day.
Matt's Basement's Facebook page shared the actual photos asking for help identifying the man which they believe they found. You can see it here.
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