Jeff Foxworthy Pokes Fun at Illinois, Most of it is True! [List]

Jeff Foxworthy, always makes me laugh and recently he picked on the land of Lincoln in a hilarious way. Much of what he said is true.

Jeff Foxworthy on Illinois: 

• If your last governor is headed for prison and the governor before him is already there, you might live in Illinois.
• If your latest US Senator lied to get the job, you might live in Illinois.
• If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Illinois.
• If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there, you might live in Illinois.
• If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Illinois.
• If you have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Illinois.
• If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Illinois.
• If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Illinois.

What would you add to the list?