‘Time Traveler’ Warns Missouri about Nuke Plant about to Explode?

I wouldn't go changing my plans because of this if I were you, but you deserve to know that a time traveler is warning Missouri about a nuclear power plant that he believes is about to explode and wait till you hear where it's going to happen and what he claims will be the aftermath.

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You can't see it, but I'm rolling my eyes right now. A self-proclaimed 'time traveler' named Eno Alaric shared a prediction on TikTok which would directly affect us (if it were true). Here's a snapshot of what this special person allegedly from the year 2671 says will happen to Missouri and the Mississippi River.

My favorite part is the aftermath. Grab some popcorn because this is gonna get good if it happens.

Now, let's get to the problems with ole Eno's predictions. He previously predicted the first-ever EF-6 tornado would destroy Houston, Texas and that Hungary would disappear overnight. I admittedly haven't been to Hungary today, but last time I checked both it and Houston were still there.

In fairness to Eno Alaric, here's his full set of predictions for Missouri and elsewhere for the next 30 days.

I appreciate him taking the time after venturing back in time over 600 years to warn us of coming catastrophe, but maybe next time he should be more accurate with what he's seen in the future? I know I'm being picky, but I do prefer my prophecies about Missouri and giant apes to come true.