Drunk Beloit Woman Arrested In Most Ironic Parking Lot Ever

There are three lessons in this story, each having to do with being drunk.

A Beloit woman with a previous OWI (Operating While Intoxicated) charge didn't learn a lesson this weekend. According to Beloit PD, Elizabeth Castaneda was reported "erratically" and realized she needed to pull over. This woman chose the worst place (for her) to pull over and park. She chose Beloit Police Department's parking lot. Guess what? She was arrested... for more than just an OWI.

She was arrested for OWI 2nd offense, Disorderly Conduct for her behavior with another driver (who was not impaired), and Possession of Drug Paraphernalia. She is considered innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Lesson 1: Don't drink and drive, ever.

Lesson 2: IF you been arrested for drinking and driving, DON'T DO IT AGAIN.

Lesson3: If you choose to drink and drive and you're near a police station, park your in their lot and cause a scene. You'll save the city resources and maybe get a hot meal later. Thankfully, no one was hurt and police were able to have a good laugh afterward.

(BTW, the photo above is not related to the incident.)

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