Time to Grin and “Bear” It. Worst Bear Jokes, ever!
At last check (as of Wed 6/11), Rockford's most infamous black bear was spotted near the intersection of routes 72 and 23 early Wednesday morning near Genoa.
Since the entire Stateline Area is obsessed with "Bear Fever", this week, I thought I'd share some of the worst "Bear" jokes (kid friendly) I ever came across while souring the internet. Feel free to add your own (leave Mike Ditka out of it! LOL)
Q: Why do polar bears like bald men?A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!Q: What is a bear's favorite drink?A: Koka-Koala!Q: What do you call a wet bear?A: A drizzly bearQ: Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?A: It lives on ice!Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?A: A gummy bear!Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled?A: Because its mother panda'd to its every whim!Q: Why do pandas like old movies?A: Because they’re in black and white.Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?A: Ready, teddy, go!Q: What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?A: A bear faced lyre!Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?A: A teddy boar!Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?A: Winnie the PU!Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?A: He was looking for PoohQ: What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?A: Hunny!Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?A: Put him on stilts!Q: What was Yogi bear looking for in the picnic basket?A: Just the "Bear" necessities.Q: Why did the bear get so scared?A: Because he looked in the mirror