Hello! My name is Shotgun Red, and my sole purpose in life is to add a little redneck fun to your holiday season.

I spent this past weekend at Lil Zim's house after spending an amazing day at the Q98.5 12 Hours of Salvation Army Toy Drive at the Lou Bachrodt Automall this past Friday! Ya'll helped us raise over 8,400 toys and over $2,000 in cash for needy kids in the stateline! YEE HAW! Give yourself a pat on the back, a bag of pork rinds, and a 12 pack of Pabst for being a part of something so fantastic!

So, back to my purpose. I've had a lot of fun during the first week of December, including a rousing game of "spin the bottle" this weekend at Lil Zim's.

Since Steve Summers is on vacation, I have a feeling that I will be doing a lot of bad things to his stuff this week. Hee Hee. Let's start with his coffee...

 

In case you missed it, here are more of my shananigans from last week...

 

What, oh what, should I do next? Just wait and see!