Rockford Woman Breaks Into House Puts Guy In Headlock
A story like this usually comes out of Florida, but not this time. There's no way this is bragging about a run-in with this woman.
Every morning at 5:40 Lil Zim and I share a story about unintelligent criminals, less-than-smart ideas, and other wacky news headlines. Occasionally we find a great story from around Rockford to share and today is one of those days.
Rockford Police are looking for a woman that walked into a man's apartment, rummaged through his refrigerator, woke up the man, and then put him in a headlock while asking for "George." According to WIFR, the man wasn't "George" nor did anyone with that name live there. Eventually the man was able to get the woman to leave.
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." I don't know who George is but it's apparent he ticked off the wrong woman. Police are looking for said woman described as,
A white woman around 30-40 years old, around 5'5, 200 lbs. with blond hair wearing a pink t-shirt and black shoes.
If you're a man and you see this woman run fast and run far, and then call the police.