Unless you have been living under a rock for the last several months, you know that the highly anticipated movie adaptation of '50 Shades of Grey' hits theaters this Friday. A lot of people are getting all hot and bothered about it's release, including Matt Lauer from the 'Today' show.

Here's a few things I know about '50 Shades of Grey':

  • Some people are taking it way too seriously. It's just a book. A FICTION book. That is all I am going to say about that.
  • A lot of men have read the book to see what all the hoopla is all about, but will never admit it.
  • The movie will disappoint many who want to see lots of kinky stuff. There's no way that stuff can be shown in public theaters. Realize that going in.
  • This movie would make for the most awkward first date EVER!
  • Ellen DeGeneres is my hero, and here is why...

 

 

Will you be going to the theaters this weekend to see what all the hype is about?