Normally when you have something more than double, it can be a good thing. Not in this case though as Missouri is reporting a skyrocketing rate of syphilis in the state.
Well, this is awkward. New data indicates that when you're measuring sexually-transmitted rates in America one Missouri place is guilty of having one of the highest in the country. Ew.
Here's an appetizing thought get yourself free slices of pizza while getting tested for STD's. There's a clinic in Minnesota that is offering pizza parties for doing just that. Will Winnebago do it too?