With election season rolling around, chances are you won't see many incumbents featuring that fun fact in their campaign commercials, since our stunningly high tax rates are what's driving people out of Illinois to begin with.
Okay, let's get this over with. It's not nude photos or porn. Not that there aren't plenty of people wandering around the Rockford area that do have nude photos or porn on their phones, but I don't think even the most dedicated bedroom photographer would have an average of 123 of those photos.
If you happen to be single, this is supposed to be encouraging. If you're married, and reading this spurs you toward being single, please just leave me out of it. I don't want any troubles with angry spouses.
You may have seen it pointed out that Kevin McCallister's parents in the movie Home Alone (set here in Illinois) would have been looking at serious trouble for leaving an 8 year old to knock around that fabulous house all by himself.