Dumb Criminals

Let me just get straight to the point: There's a guy in Illinois who did not plan out his robbery mission very well.  I mean, literally didn't plan it at all. I've never robbed a bank, can you believe it? Just not my cup of tea I guess.  Bu...

My mom once told me that "people will steal anything that's not nailed down." Times certainly have changed since then. The thieves now have nail removers.

This is some Onion level stuff right here and it happened not too far from Rockford.

If you happen to be participating in anything illegal and you want to get revenge, a Loves Park man just did that.