car thief

Irony of Illinois thief's poor planning emphasized: GPS or research could have prevented capture.

Have you noticed that Illinois criminals try to run from the police but always get busted in the end?

Note to self, if you're ever going to commit a crime make sure you know how to do it before you try, otherwise, you're definitely going to jail.

Criminals are getting much braver when it comes to pulling off jobs and trying to escape from the cops.

You'd think that after stealing a car, you'd know better than to stop for a minute to chat with the police about the best way to get where you're going. You'd think that, and you'd be quite wrong.