An 18-year-old woman from Oak Lawn, Illinois was VERY upset about her latest haircut, so she ran over her hairdresser with her car...SEVEN TIMES! WorldNewsDaily

I realized at the young age of 23, that shaving my head, keeping it shaved frequently, was going to be my route. I'd like to thank my grandfather for my hairline, or lack of. It's quick, it's simple, and I don't have to battle with a barber about not doing something right...If I mess up, it's on me. Cassandra Gilmore was very upset with her haircut, and said that the hairdresser "ruined" her hair....she mad.

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Cassandra went to Luigi’s Beauty Palace in downtown Chicago, and had her hair done by the famous stylist Francesco Moreno. After the haircut was finished and she took a look, all hell broke loose...She assaulted the stylist with a curling iron! But wait, there's more!

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Cassandra was hot under the collar, so after she was kicked out of the place she laid out a plan to get her revenge. She waited in a parking lot for FOUR HOUR, for Mr. Moreno to exit the establishment. When he did, Cassandra floored it and at 50mph at hit him with her car! Witnesses said that Cassandra backed up, and did it again, and again, and again...totaling SEVEN TIMES that she ran him over!

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Witnesses were able to get Cassandra, with her bad hair, to stop hitting him. Meanwhile Mr. Moreno suffered from severe internal bleeding, a perforated lung, two skull fractures, eight broken ribs and 21 other bone fractures! Holy. Crap.

Cassandra was worried about prom, yes prom. This bad haircut would ruin "the biggest night of her life." Well, prom was a no go as Cassandra was charged with 29 different criminal charges and could spend 75 years behind bars...with a bad haircut.

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