Illinois Woman’s Vodka-fueled Night Ends With Police Showdown

Police in Illinois were called to a residence about a fight, and when officers arrived, they found a drunk and obnoxious woman causing a commotion.

Drunk And Angry Woman In Illinois Bites And Kicks Officers

One of my favorite movie quotes of all time was in "Animal House." It was "fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life." Well, this woman is definitely drunk and stupid. She must've been really wasted to act this crazy towards the officers.

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Here are the details about the drunk woman in Elmhurst...

• Police called to a residence about a fight

• Officers found a drunk woman hiding behind a vehicle while drinking a bottle of vodka

• She smelled of booze

• Her clothes were dirty and ripped

• The suspect said she tried going to the liquor store, but it was closed

• As the cops were investigating the situation, the lady told them to "sit the f down"

• When the drunk was being arrested, she kicked two officers, bit the finger of one, and tried biting the other

• At the police station, she continued to fight the police and screamed at them

• The girl said, "f you, I'll fix my hair before you read me my rights"

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According to Patch...