A guy named Gregory Stanley Brannigan is in trouble after allegedly resisting officers when they tried to stop his alleged rampage against his not alleged Green Bay, Wisconsin neighbor's Christmas Decorations.

He might also be in trouble because, the police report, he was drunk AND naked AND shoeless. Which we all know is no way to go thru life. He blew a .21, so, apparently, that might explain why he was upset about his neighbors and something to do with heroin. The police found no drugs at all.

If there's a plus side to this, Brannigan chose a rather balmy afternoon to attack Christmas decorations. December 19th's high was 41 degrees.

This reminds me of the time Keifer Sutherland attacked a Christmas tree back in 2005. Behold, and thank the internet.

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