A near two-year-old Rockford motel review alleges some real serious stuff but an autocorrect fail made the whole thing hilarious.

According to Dalia M. on Yellowpages.com, she says the Gold Star Motel at 7885 W. State St. is "THE WORST MOTEL EVER" in all caps.

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She goes on to say. "A BATHROOM WITH A CLOGGED BATHTUB, LEAKING TOILETS THAT SMELLED LIKE URINE AND EXCITEMENT."

Dalia's review had me captivated until the very end. Say what? "Urine and excitement?" I've heard of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" but I've never heard of something that smelled like "urine and excitement."

I'm sure it's a misspelling or autocorrect gone awry but if I was the business owner I couldn't be mad. Dalia's scathing review alleges some real nasty stuff but it doesn't matter when the review references "urine and excitement."

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