If you're counting calories, this is the meal for you. 

Minor league promotions are some of my favorite things in sports. These guys will do just about anything to get you into their parks.

This is a new one though. The details are scarce. I'm assuming that this isn't actually a thing, just a joke. With minor league parks, you're never quite sure though.

What it has done is pretty successfully promote their #Superhero Night and that's half the battle. Now you, I, and millions of people on Twitter know about their promotion. Pretty savvy if you ask me.

Maybe I'm wrong. Perhaps they will actually sell you an empty boat for $4. I've seen dumber things.

Either way a big thumbs up to the South Bend promotions team for getting their message out.