Jeff Foxworthy, always makes me laugh and recently he picked on the land of Lincoln in a hilarious way. Much of what he said is true.

Jeff Foxworthy on Illinois: 

  • If your last governor is headed for prison and the governor before him is already there, you might live in Illinois.
  • If your latest US Senator lied to get the job, you might live in Illinois.
  • If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Illinois.
  • If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there, you might live in Illinois.
  • If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Illinois.
  • If you have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Illinois.
  • If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Illinois.
  • If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in Illinois.

What would you add to the list?