Some people want new sheets, or dishes, not this couple, they want something much fancier.

At least it sounds fancier, but that's only because of the typo, which I'm assuming is a typo.

Or do you think this couple really wants 'bronze' for their wedding?

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You can respond to this Durand couple, maybe you'll get an invite!

I wonder if you can register for hookers at Target?

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