Country's own comedian, Blake Shelton, is celebrating his 38th birthday today, and during my search for all things Blake I came across this list from 2010. As Blake usually does, it made me laugh and happy to know that we both think Matthew McConaughey is hot.

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I have also discovered that I need to revamp my wardrobe with a lot of miniskirts and cut off shorts. Oh, how this man makes me smile.

Happy Birthday, Blake! Tonight, I will drink a cocktail in your honor while chewing orange gum and watching "The Golden Girls."